Failville. Population: you

As a Domme, I have certain methods for screening males. Many of them are self-selecting, meaning that the men do the work of weeding themselves out before I ever lift a finger to do so myself. It’s quite the time saver.

I have a profile and website listed at a certain very popular BDSM website. In my profile, I tell the reader that if they are interested in learning how they can begin serving me they should read the website listed below the information (self-selection test #1). Once the reader visits the website, they are presented with three ways to take the first step to becoming owned (self-selection test #2). None of these methods include emailing me at the original fetish site where they discovered me. But guess what? People still do it.

The act of emailing me at the original site shows me one thing; a person is unable to, for whatever reason, follow directions. We’re talking about email and not nuclear physics here. What I see when this happens is a person who will be incapable of following more complex directions.

In other words, you will likely be completely useless and a waste of time. Sure, some slaves can be trained out of this or corrected with no future problems. However, this is highly unusual according to my past experience. I will not make the gamble of investing time in an individual who fails his very first directive. Being a slave or submissive means FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS. It’s one of the most important aspects of service.