My new slave simp gave Me a great laugh today. Simp is a total high heel lover and I sooo know this. He also LIVES for humiliation so I thought I’d amuse Myself today by combining the two of them!

I put simp in My new cage and sat so that when I raised My leg, My high heel came very close to the cage. I told simp to kiss the high heel and that’s where the fun began. I had made sure that My high heel was just out of reach. I told simp that he’d need to really put forth an effort if he hoped to touch his kiss My high heel.

He pressed his face to the cage but the bars are close enough that you can’t get your head through. I swear if he’d have stuck his lips out any further he would have sprained them LOL. I’d laugh then move to a different part of the cage and repeat the process. I had made sure to cuff his hands behind his back to ensure that instinct wouldn’t have him reaching for My gorgeous heels.

One time I got My high heel so close that it was within a few millimeters from his outstretched smackers. Oh I have never heard such begging in My life. I have never seen anyone press their face against a cage that hard before either LOL.  Eventually I rewarded him with kissing the bottoms of My high heels which put him into subspace almost instantly but not before I had a lot of laughs and put simp through high heel torment. That was fun!

I still have 2 weeks until My birthday and already I am loaded with great gifts. I have a cool black leather bondage table coming, one of My spankers was bought from My gift list, one of the riding crops was bought from My gift list and the Flip digital video recorded is on it’s way also.

I researching the shit out of that flip before deciding whether or not I wanted it so I’m glad it’s on the way. This is a great way to record more videos of Me in various stages of ass kicking-how cool is that!!!! This is such a kick ass birthday. I can’t wait to see what I get next!!!!!

These are pics of the cage without the bottom in it. I have a nice black leather floor that goes in.

UPDATE –
The bottomfeeder sent Me the first $500 today. He sent it within 15 minutes of My posting the IMs, his email addy and street address. He’s a broke ass bitch so I am so generously letting him pay off the rest. Miss a payment bitch and all of your shit goes back on this page PLUS I will tack on mad amounts of interest for being late. Happy Birthday to Me!!!!!! Click here to see this transaction

Yesterday I reported that I got an anonymous $600 money order. It turns out that it was not meant to be anonymous- My slave pus nuts sent it to Me but forgot to send the note. So pus nuts emailed Me this morning with a picture of himself and the money order receipt. A few hours later this loser I blackmailed for $650 tried to claim he sent it.

I went into My merchant account and searched back a ways but oh yes I found his info and it’s a confirmed address which means it’s absolutely his–

So bottomfeeder you try to take the credit for someone else’s birthday gift to Me–you are truly worm bait. Yeah man you’re in deeeeeep shit. Oh yeah I forgot to mention this–I only have ONE Post Office Box you fucking retard.

Not only did I get My cage today (hooray) but I got to watch two guys struggle bringing it to the dungeon. They didn’t know what was in the box and that’s even more hilarious.

I love this birthday gift! Woo yeah to supergirl!!!!!  It’s all put together and now I just need to figure out where in the dungeon it’s going.  I foresee some rearranging LOL. Who would really want to escape from a Dominatrix? Nobody– but you couldn’t if you tried LOL. A picture will come tomorrow.

I’ve already started getting birthday cash which is lovely. I like cash. I am not sure which one of you sent the $600 money order for My birthday but right on! I will put that to good use! As a birthday bonus I have a gorgeous room in Canada (paid up for 3 days) complete with hot tub, room service, birthday cake and champagne service. fille I love it!!! I have also received a $100 gift certificate to Bath and Body Works which is one of My 3 favorite mall stores. I can hardly wait to grab up My newest favorites in there. Thank you to My very special amante sexy dell’uomo- you know Me so well. According to these emails I keep getting I also have more money on it’s way and some other presents that I cannot WAIT to see. I know one of them is a bad ass steel piece that I am hoping can be used in conjunction with My cage but it might be too big so I’m not sure yet. Now I just have to ready My paddle for the 33 birthday swats that I am giving to a lucky slave this year.

YouTube has pulled 2 of My 3 videos down for being “too violent”. No biggie because, between the two, over 250,000 people have seen them before they got pulled so fuck off lame-o’s. That’s a quarter million views–fuckin’-A. And that’s not even counting the 2,457 people who saw the documentary I starred in before it also got yanked.

It’s ok for people to put bumfights.com clips up where homeless people are ruthlessly abused, felonyfights.com videos where people stomp each other’s heads into the cement and it’s ok to put videos up of people hanging from meat hooks but I can’t put up a consensual video where I hit someone with boxing gloves on? One of My two “oh so violent” videos is now in My member’s area and since those anal retentive prudes won’t let Me post again until September 1st I’ll have plenty of time to do a spoof.

Also–I HAVE FOUND AN ADULT VERSION OF youtube!!! Yay. I will just go there with My two videos so the world can still see. So to the tattletale who loves reporting all of My shit–you’re a punk ass bitch- always will be and you always have been LOL.

I saw one of My long time slaves today for a session. Slave N. is a bondage lover with very, very little experience serving a Mistress. I had been telling him that rope is lovely but the way to really get some bondage exposure is mummification. Today was the day for it.

I started by wrapping N. up in some industrial strength plastic wrap covering him from his neck to his feet in several layers of pretty wrap. I followed this up by sliding him into My full body leather bondage bag. It’s fabulous- it zips up the front then buckles nice and tight for that full effect. I followed it up with a hood that has padded ears and rigged it so that he couldn’t see anything.

I love to really play things up so I took My time with each buckle, making sure it was cinched nice and snug. I absolutely love to to see a slave in this piece. It looks just awesome!! I had some fun with him by challenging him to get out. He was totally immobilized and was unable to do anything but not for lack of trying. He tried to wiggle and squirm but no luck. He was a prisoner in a secret dungeon and nobody but Me knew where he was.

This was a great session that we both enjoyed a lot. I think I have made him into a BIG fan of mummification.

A sweet little masochist came in for a session this morning. He said he could probably handle any one of My whips or floggers because as he put it he was a “Super masochist”. Boy do I love a masochist with harder tendencies.

I had no doubt that this masochist could take most of My whips but I can guarantee that he could take ALL of them. So I decided to play “10 the hard way” which is a game I made up where a masochist takes 10 strikes from every corporal implement I own. Those of you who have seen Me in person know that I have a gang load of toys so this is no easy feat, even for a Super masochist.

So, 10 the hard way it is. I started with the lightest soft floggers saving the most hardcore and surprising corporal implements for last. My little masochist was getting so confident. He later told Me that he thought it would be an easy ride. I was down to the last 4 toys. What My masochist didn’t know was that I had a mean snake-tonuge quirt, an acrylic cane, a rubber flogger that’s the meanest stinger ever and finally a flogger with thin aluminum diamond tips embedded into the ends that no soul has been able to take more than 3 strikes from. The last one was made custom for Me by My good friend Demanda from New Orleans so I know it’s a doozy LOL.

I had a lot of fun. My slave O’ the day got through the quirt fairly nice. It challenged him a little bit but that’s to be expected. He barely made it through 10 strikes from the acrylic cane then needed a breather. I gave him some time to rest and when he indicated he could handle more I started the 10 lashes of the rubber flogger. It’s gorgeous-the tails look like barbed wire. I got two strikes in and it was then that I knew the third would do him in. I’m like Ali calling the rounds because that third strike was it for My super masochist. He gave up and like always-I win. But I was incredibly proud of his ability to handle as much as he did because it was not a light session and absolutely not for the average bear LOL. 4 the hard way is better for you if you aren’t a super-masochist. Wanna play?

Yay for Me! September 9 is coming up soon. I will be in Canada for My actual birthday but I have a slave here to accept any mail that may come in that day.

The majors on My birthday gift list are the steel cage($720 w/ shipping) and the Sonny Black spanking bench($1400). Buy it or ask how to contribute toward it for My bday. I can’t wait to add these to My dungeon!

UPDATE — My cage is on the way and is due to be here this week. Nothing like starting My birthday early!!!!!!!!

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE - My nice little cage arrives Monday. Why UPS is sending it from the Midwest to Arizona before bringing it here to New York is beyond Me but hey, whatever. Monday works. Look for pics to come soon.

I have word of several of other presents that I am getting along with a few surprise ones all of which I am very excited over. Lovely!

A postcard for you…